You're not safe. Nopony is safe. If you think you are, you're not.
Just when you think you're in the clear from all that pony stuff, BAM! You are one of them.
And once you are one, you can never go back. Ever.
No matter how hard you try to avoid it, you can't. It is unavoidable.
Soon everyone will be under the controll of MLP's spell, and there's nothing anypony can do about it.
No one is safe.